The Agoge Integrated Martial Arts instructor and Denver zombie defense master Brent Bingham is launching a free speaking campaign to prepare the public for the impending zombie apocalypse.
Bingham and the Agoge are best known among the zombie enthusiast community for their Zombie Defense Tactics training courses, which teach concerned citizens hand-to-mouth combat techniques with the living dead.
Now Bingham is on a mission to spread zombie defense knowledge far and wide in an effort to keep Coloradoans alive when the dead rise and all hell breaks loose. The speaking campaign, Zombie Survival 101, is practical as well as entertaining. Participants will learn valuable skills like unarmed defensive maneuvers anyone can use, team building, proper nutrition, and fitness planning.
Bingham’s Zombie Survival 101 demonstration comes in three separate 30 minute speeches:
- Five keys to surviving the zombie apocalypse
- Zombie nutrition: A meatsnack’s guide to zombipocalypse preparedness
- Fast fitness and defense for the bait-class individual
Most importantly, Bingham will teach audiences the Ten Commandments of “Z”urvival, rules which, followed faithfully, should keep anyone alive and kicking in the zombie apocalypse. The Ten Commandments of “Z”urvival include “Thou shalt embrace the zombie apocalypse for thy world shall change”, and “Thou shalt run away that your days may be long upon the land”, and “Thou shalt covet thy neighbor’s shotgun for there shall be many”, and even “Thou shalt prepare for survival that you may go forth and spread thy ass kicking seed” just to name a few.
Bingham’s Zombie Defense Tactics classes even have the support and admiration of Roger Ma, author of The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead. Bingham teaches many of Ma’s zombie combat moves to ZDT participants. ZDT classes are available for students of all ages and experience levels.
No zombie awareness public service of this kind has ever been enacted in the state of Colorado before. Would-be survivors are encouraged to contact Bingham immediately to schedule their group’s free Zombie Survival 101 presentation, and find out just how to survive the impending zombie apocalypse with brain intact.
Stay informed, stay alive: To learn more about Zombie Defense Tactics or the Zombie Survival 101 campaign, visit the Agoge Integrated Martial Arts website, or contact zombie defense master Brent Bingham at 1-866-490-7540 or [email protected]
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