It has been a while since we’ve gone trolling at Craigslist for some interesting and diversified employment opportunities. Most of what we found today were the run-of-the mill gigs where people are needed to promote a product or organization for a few days or weeks. We did however find this posting from Aberdeen.
- Host for trivia night – Put on your best Alex Trabec imitation and send them an email from the link provided.
Going back to the product promotion gigs we found, most of them have the same general wording when it comes to the people they are looking for; outgoing, personable, attractive, etc. We have provided links below if you need some spare cash, and have a few hours a week to spare.
- Brand Ambassador Baltimore
- Promotion Company Seeking Ambassadors
- Brand Ambassador Needed Immediately
- Brand Ambassador Incentive Program
Since we did our first “Quirky jobs for quick cash” article back in May, and the follow-up a few weeks later, we have been unable to find the kind of off-the-wall listings we could have some fun with. That is until today.
In this day of political correctness, where everything a politician says or doesn’t say, does or doesn’t do, is scrutinized and analyzed until even members of the press run out of adjectives to use, it caught us by surprise to find this posting: Gorgeous girls needed for political campaign.
Normally, we do not respond to these ads ourselves, but when we saw “HOT girls” in the ad, this one just begged for an exception. Gregory Push is running for the House of Delegates in Baltimore County. Our email asked if he would be willing to give his name for this article. He not only agreed, he sent us this statement.
“The only thing that I’m sure of in this life is that sex sells. Even though no one has responded to my job ad so far, I am almost 100% certain that if I did in fact gather up hot girls in skimpy outfits to rock my campaign signs at busy intersections, I would secure an overwhelming majority of the male electorate between the ages of 18 and 65. The only thing I’m not sure of is whether my campaign can withstand being labeled a disgusting misogynyst by the female demographic. But, I have to go with it because most men probably can’t afford a visit to the local strip club in these challenging economic times, and seeing some rush hour cleavage without the cover charge might be all it takes to secure a victory in September!”
While we can understand Greg is trying to perform a public service, we also see inherent problems on the highways with this. Most of us men, when confronted with an exceptionally attractive female waving at us, forget our names, our wife’s name, our kid’s names, and the fact we are operating a motor vehicle. We could see this turning potentially ugly as Mercedes meet Toyotas up close and personal. Worse yet, we would have to explain to our wives, whose names we now vividly remember, how we didn’t see a 40 ton semi in front of us.
On the other side, Mr. Push sounds like the kind of guy who could provide some interesting points-of-view during an otherwise boring three months in Annapolis.
While we cannot officially endorse him, we do wish him luck.