Today stuff’s about to get pretty real for Lindsay Lohan as in about 4 hours, she’s supposed to surrender to the court and begin serving her 90-day jail sentence (really only about 22) and then a 90-day inpatient rehab.
But it looks like she’s not going down without a fight, or at least going completely bananas up until the moment she’s shackled. So here’s what’s going down in Camp Lohan …
Yesterday we got news that Judge Marsha Revel will not allow Lindsay’s remandment into custody to be filmed. As soon as the bailiffs move toward her, the cameras need to stop rolling. The gossip monger in me hates this, because you know there will be some dramatics like crazy when that happens, perhaps ending with a tazer and being hog tied and thrown in the back of the paddy wagon.
But the human mother in me, (shut up, I am both those things) is glad that it won’t be immortalized. That could potentially be the lowest moment in her life, and she deserves her dignity. A lot of us have hit bottom, and no one was there to snap a pic and blow it up all over the internet. She’s a colossal screw up, but she didn’t kill anybody.
Then later on yesterday morning, we saw Lindsay’s assistant, packing up the actress’ things and moving her out of the sober living facility she spent a whopping 72 hours in.
A couple of hours later, Lindsay’s new attorney, that guy that got OJ off, Robert Shapiro, had a private conference in Judge Revel’s chambers, which we later found was about him resigning as her attorney.
Gee…wonder why that is…insert speculation here________.
So Lindsay’s going to show up in court without representation, except her previous lawyer, “spirit fingers of the law” herself, Shawn Champman Holley, was never formally discharged from the case, so she’s technically still required to stand next to that mess she quit two weeks ago.
I’m still wondering what the fuss is all about. It’s only 2 1/2 weeks she has to spend in jail, in segregation! Basically a college dorm room with no one around. Maybe I’m just a tired mother of dozens of small children, but who do I have to kill to get that kind of vacation? She can read books, sketch fashions, kick the pills…she needs to shut up.
Here’s my prediction. She’s going to go all psych on us. 5150-ville. Something tells me there’s going to be some kind of feigned attempt to go to the hospital before she goes to jail. She’s that desperate.
Check back here for updates as they happen.
[Thanks TMZ, for the info! Harvey’s a lawyer, you know!]