The Houston Roller Derby will hold it’s monthly double-header this Saturday. In a bout to determine which HRD teams will make the playoffs, the Psych Ward Sirens will skate against the Brawlers, and in the opening bout the Bayou City Bosses will take on the Spindletop Rollergirls.
For the Psych Ward Sirens, a team that has played in every single championship bout since the beginning of the league, they must win this bout. With a 1-2 record, a win gives them a 2-2 record and throws the season standings into a three-way tie. If the Brawlers win, the Brawlers will play in the championship bout next month against the Bayou City Bosses.
The Sirens feature jammers Mistilla, Rollin’ Sweet, and Candy Codeine. Top blockers include Carmen Geddit, Jekyll and Heidi, BrandAid, and Sick Nick. Even though they have picked up only one league victory this season, this is an explosive offensive team with a strong veteran presence.
The Brawlers will be short several players because of injuries, notably team captain Miss Lead and all star The Prosecutor. So the Brawlers will have the services of jammers Beverly Kills and Big Bad Voodoo Dolly in this match up. Along with those two very capable jammers, Speedo is one of the best jammers in the league for the Brawlers, and Tammityville Horror is more than capable of scoring points. Top Brawlers’ blockers include Sexy Sniper, Dutch Destroyer, and Tempestua.
In the opening bout the Bayou City Bosses will feature one of the toughest defenses in
Texas. Top jammers will likely include Baby Face Assassin, Bo Bituary, and Cynder Hellyeah. Featured blockers are Rebel Ann, Becky Booty, Goldie BloXX and Blindside.
The Spindletop Rollergirls are capable of scoring a lot of points. Featured jammers include Emma Propriate, Wildcat and C-Rex. Top blockers include Crush Limbrawl, Raven Knockahoe, Eradika, and Sadie Mae Care.
This derby event will take place at Kicks Indoor Soccer and Gymnasium, 611 Shepherd Drive just west of downtown Houston. Doors open at 6 pm with first whistle scheduled for shortly after 7 o’clock. Tickets are $12 in advance and $15 at the door. VIP tickets are listed at $25. More Houston bout information
Rosters are subject to change because of injury or illness.
Spindletop Rollergirls: Auntie Soshal, Brutal Justice, Raven Knockahoe, Scarface Johanson, Wildcat, C-Rex, Mazzy Scar, Zettabal Lector, Dirti Sherri, Crush Limbrawl, Eradica, Sadie Mae Care, Messica, Emma Propriate, and “Merry X Miss Wreck Em Beck”.
Bayou City Bosses: Baby Face Assassin, Becky Booty, Blindside, Blitz, Bo Bituary, Cynder Hellyeah, Goldie BloXX, Grrrl Friday, Lipstick Assasin, Mary Queen of Skates, Rachael Rayge, Rebel Ann, and Shaw Shank.
Psych Ward Sirens: BrandAid, Candy Codeine, Carmen Geddit, Copperhead, Hot Rod Bettie, Jekyll and Heidi, Kym KarSmashUin, Marianne Morgue, Mistilla, Poisoned Amazon, Sick Nick, Toni Smasheries, and Wicked Sweet.
The Brawlers: Speed O, Beverly Kills, Tenpestua, Dutch Destroyer, Princess Prozac, Tamityville Horror, Xanadu Me, Nightmare on EM Street, Lady GaG-Ya, Big Bad Voodoo Dollie, Sexy Sniper, Gypsy Pickles and Sweetie Todd.