Two fandoms are in direct competition as the finals for Entertainment Weekly’s ultimate Sexy Beast poll puts Vampire Diaries‘ Damon against Twilight‘s Edward. Ian Somerhalder may have said that Damon could take Edward in a fight, but his tweets don’t seem as sure in this competition.
Thank you for voting in EW.com’s “Sexiest Beats Bracket Game!” We’re down to the final two! Thanks to everyone for getting me this far!
That Pattinson guy will end up kicking my butt, however thanks for taking the time, that’s really cool:)
Fans on both sides have been begging votes for their favorites on facebook and twitter. One particularly creative fan sent this to Vampire Diaries Online and graciously granted permission for it be posted here as long as she was able to remain anonymous.
(sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island)
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started in this tropic heat
Accessed by a wireless chip.
The fool was a Vampire Diaries fan,
The netbook brave and sure.
One passenger set out today
For a four hour tour, a four hour tour.
Three Panera’s started getting rough,
The tiny chip was tossed,
If not for the mileage of the SUV
The contest could be lost, the contest could be lost.
The chip hit 10 Starbuck’s my friend, 3 Barnes & Nobles, too
With cell phone
Home WiFi too,
At the gym and at work,
Three Border’s links
On Twitter, I’m Mary Ann,
Here on Damon’s Side.
So this is the tale of the Sexy Beast,
Been here for a long, long time,
We’ll have to make the most of things,
It’s an uphill climb.
For Damon, “Hit the internet!”
We’ll do our very best,
To make our favorite vampire win,
An obsessive compulsive test.
No phone, no food no TVD,
Not a single luxury,
Like Tyler Lockwood at full moon,
As primitive as can be.
So join us here all night my friends,
We’ll have a vampire feast,
For Damon, Ian, all of us,
Think he’s the “Sexy Beast!”
That’s an incredibly creative, talented and dedicated fan. With only hours left to vote, the race is still far too close to call. Another fan on twitter sent the following…
Webster’s define sexy as Damon, “concerned predominately or exclusively with sex, erotic, sexually interesting or exciting, radiating sexuality,excitingly appealing, glamorous”
We won’t even touch sex appeal, just tons more appropriate adjective for describing our beloved Damon.
And we know from some of his behavior he is a Beast…look how he was with poor Caroline and Vicki and the sorority girls, then Isobel’s play things, this is not even counting his cougar forays…Yes sir, we have our sexy(and erotic) beast…THE One and Only Damon Salvatore – tamberlyt
There are those, including a certain examiner who might also run a Twilight site, whose loyalty is a little more split. The decision is not as easy for these fans.
I love both Edward and Damon but have to admit the title ‘sexy beast better suits Damon! so he gets my vote. – Kelani4
Damon! Damon ’cause he’s more like the vampire stories I grew up knowing. I love Edward too but not as much as Damon! – Poshrockchick
I love Edward and Damon? But I’m seriously hoping DS wins out. Sexy and slightly naughty wins over noble and heroic, alas. – cc_magnifique
A huge thanks to everyone who sent in their thoughts. No matter which way you vote, your time is running out so get over there and let the world know who you think is the ultimate Sexy Beast!
Be sure to leave your thoughts in the comments and give some pats on the back to the fan who wrote a song for Damon!